I made my first Twitter account in August of 2013 with the handle “tomcar670fast”, which was also my email address. Due to my stupidity, I created a lot of weird Tweets. Let’s look at some of them.
Where better to start than my first ever Tweet?
No, I don’t know what I’m waiting for, nor why I decided to make this my first Tweet.
My second Tweet isn’t much better.
It’s a recreation of a Top Gear scene made with LEGO. I don’t know why I wanted you to watch it so much.
After a spam of YouTube-related Tweets, we find this.
I really wanted people to look at some iPad accessories.
Immediately after getting a new phone, I begin spamming my minuscule amount of followers with Britian’s Got Talent.
It was at this moment I realised I wasn’t going to be the next PewDiePie.
This one doesn’t need explaining.
u r a #bick :)
LOL rage is fun :)
My YouTube channel was pretty bad.
If you didn’t see it at the top of this page, this is what my account looked like back in 2015.
I mean it’s not the worst I’ve seen, but it’s still terrible.
I’ve got nothing to say about this Tweet
This is the end of the amusing Tweets on my old account. Hopefully you enjoyed laughing at them as much as I did finding them.
I might do another one of these for old Tweets from my current account, but most of the fun ones also contain personal information, so I probably won’t.
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