I made my first Twitter account in August of 2013 with the handle “tomcar670fast”, which was also my email address. Due to my stupidity, I created a lot of weird Tweets. Let’s look at some of them.


Where better to start than my first ever Tweet?

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No, I don’t know what I’m waiting for, nor why I decided to make this my first Tweet.


My second Tweet isn’t much better.

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It’s a recreation of a Top Gear scene made with LEGO. I don’t know why I wanted you to watch it so much.


After a spam of YouTube-related Tweets, we find this.

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I really wanted people to look at some iPad accessories.


Immediately after getting a new phone, I begin spamming my minuscule amount of followers with Britian’s Got Talent.

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PLZ!

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It was at this moment I realised I wasn’t going to be the next PewDiePie.


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This one doesn’t need explaining.


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oh


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u r a #bick :)


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Yes.


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LOL rage is fun :)
Me, February 1st, 2015
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My YouTube channel was pretty bad.


If you didn’t see it at the top of this page, this is what my account looked like back in 2015.

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I mean it’s not the worst I’ve seen, but it’s still terrible.


😬😡😠😱

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I’ve got nothing to say about this Tweet


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Yes.


This is the end of the amusing Tweets on my old account. Hopefully you enjoyed laughing at them as much as I did finding them.

I might do another one of these for old Tweets from my current account, but most of the fun ones also contain personal information, so I probably won’t.


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